Thursday, October 11, 2018

Ireland Day 3 - Valentia to Dingle

Fascinating, and simultaneously
totally ho-hum. (Mom)
We woke up super early to try to finagle a ride to Skellig Michael! And found out that they actually are closing the island today due to the weather. So we wandered around waiting for things to open, found some breakfast (and digestive biscuits) at a grocery store, and killed time. Eventually, we made our way out to Valentia island to visit the Tetrapod tracks! The entire island is two miles long by a mile wide (if we're being generous), and the whole thing is adorable. On the north side of the island we hiked down to the rocks right above the water where they'd found some footprints from some of the first animals to drag themselves out of the ocean.

Nerd stuff: These first Tetrapods were in the Devonian
"Is this a good idea?"
"Probably not"
era, 380ish million years ago.  That means that Tyrannosaurus Rex (60ma) is closer to us than the Tetrapods. Even Stegosauruses (150ma) - more than twice as old as the T-rex, are still closer to us than the Tetrapods.  After spending days trying to understand the actual age of all the prehistoric ruins that surrounded us (the analogies that made it the most tactile were "130 generations" and "40x longer than I could ever hope to live") it was even more humbling to then come face to face with evidence that that's only .001%  of terrestrial life... (.001% is the length ratio between an aphid and a football pitch).  When you see me staring off into the distance... it's usually this sort of thing running through my head.

So while what the fossils represent is enjoyably mind-boggling, the fossils themselves are pretty lackluster. After admiring them (briefly) we jumped the back fence, and climbed down to the water itself to check out the rest of the cool rocks (which are lower and therefor  even older?) before hiking back up to the carpark.



(Ethan) scrambled up the opposite hill.

While we were on the north coast of Valentia, we stopped by the local quarry. It was much cooler than we expected! A brief stop, but definitively neat to look into the massive cave that they are excavating (large enough to drive large front-end loaders and dump trucks through), see all the water trickling down, and play on the shattered slate discarded around the periphery of the site.


Even their quarries are beautiful
Finally, it was 10am and the Skellig Experience was finally open. This visitor center had a few brief films and a number of exhibits on the Skellig islands, the marine life, the monastic life, and the lighthouses that were there. It was realllly a remote place back in the day. You had to go to the end of the known empire (the British Isles), then go to the furthest isle (Ireland), head to the furthest corner of the island, and then row to the furthest rock sticking out of the ocean - the edge of the known universe at the time. It's really fitting that that's where Luke goes to run away in episode 7.  And you bet they play up the StarWars connection.

(Sheep Hustler)
After the Skellig Experience, we headed across the ferry to see a castle! The castle was closed. There were numerous numerous signs telling you to piss off and go somewhere else if you want to get close to ruins. So we did! The Cahergall Fort is a huge stone ring built around year 500, much like the last ring fort we saw. This one was thicker and taller, and had some stonework inside. But before we got to the fort we were accosted by a man who basically threw his sheep in our arms. After passing the lamb around, taking some pictures, and forking over our (minimal) spare change for the privilege, we finally hiked up to the fort.

 It was great! Amazing views (including of the closed castle and the next fort), and enough wind that you had to be cognizant not to get blown off the top. So it was of course great fun. While we were there, we also hiked a half-mile up to the Leacanabuile fort, another 1500yo ring... stopping every 100ft to grab a handful of blackberries that grow wild all over southern Ireland. This ring was shorter and it had the foundations of a number of interior buildings inside, and a creepy secret passage! Souterrains were a spot to hide when you got invaded, and a common feature in Irish forts and castles. I really wanted to wriggle down it, but more than that I wanted not to spend a day in muddy clothes, so I gave that one a pass - I must be getting old. And just now as I'm writing this I  realize I had clean clothes in the car. I was going to link to pictures of the insides online... but I can't find any. Time to go back!

(Dad)
Finally having gotten our fill of castles (and berries), we headed off to Dingle. We stopped at a super market for lunch, and drove some amazing cliff roads admiring the views and the multitudes of sheep. We stopped at the dingle distillery to try their whiskey, but their tours were all booked and they had no samples, so we headed on to our AirBNB directly. The roads got narrower, the views better, the cliffs steeper, and the weather worse(r) as we made our way out. It had just started spitting rain when we got to the house. The whole property is pretty sweet. An old stone fisherman's cottage, it has stonework throughout the house and grounds (including a patio, shed, fireplaces, and fake prehistoric "beehive" cottage in the back yard). We're a quarter mile from (Coumeenoole / Slea Head)
beach where the waves violently attack the coast, and Dunmoore Head is just past that - the very tip of the dingle peninsula (and used in Star Wars when they needed a stand-in for Skellig Michael - in case, you know, all the boats shut down). Truly astounding views everywhere, even just out the windows. We'll have to hike to some of those tomorrow.




We headed back towards civilization for dinner, and after striking out a few times ended up at Páidí Ó Sé's, which had a great stew, great sandwiches, and great beer. Adam and Ethan played billiards, I played with the peltier-effect fireplace fan, and mom kept an eye on the TV for the weather. By the time we'd finished dinner it was properly raining and we headed back home to play cards... but we're all pretty tired. I'm either coming down with something or jetlag is hitting hard... I guess we'll know tomorrow morning!


Cahergall Fort and Ballycarbery Castle as seen from Leacanabuile Fort

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Ireland Day 2: Ring of Kerry



We slept in till 9:00, and had some very meh free breakfast. The sausage in particular was sort of frightful, so we tried to feed it to the neighbor's cat. He spurned it, as did a crow, but luckily the third crow wasn't as picky.

(Adam)
Then we set off driving!  The first thing we saw was the town of Kenmare - which was very cute. We started at some random bridge we thought was Cromwell's bridge (it had nothing to do with Cromwell), but from that bridge we spotted an older bridge and made our way over to the actual Cromwell's Bridge (c. 1700, and also has nothing to do with Cromwell). After clambering over the bridge and taking too many photos, we continued just out of town to the old Druid circle.  









I think they were sacrificing him.
(Dad)
This stone circle is prehistoric, dating back 3000 - 4000 years, but rather small compared to Avebury or Stonehenge (which I'm now realizing I wrote up in a journal ((with a pen!)) and not a blog, and thus can't link to...).This is also where we were introduced to a bizarre concept - individuals owning ancient ruins. The ring was on land owned by a local family, and they put up a donation box (makes sense) and then planted trees all around so you couldn't see it until you'd donated your $2 (total Blarney). Regardless of crass profiteering, it's always enjoyable to catch a glimpse into the lives of those that lived so far before us.





(Mom, regretting everything)
After walking back into town we picked up lunch, browsed a few stores, and set out for the Ring of Kerry to find the perfect picnic spot.  We found all those roads we were warned about! The roads were either narrow - and shared with busses - or very narrow - where meeting another car means one of you reverses to a wide spot. Despite setting off down some of these very promising back roads (that mom super didn't want to go down), we didn't find any good picnic spots, and overcome by hunger around 2pm we chose a scenic overlook at random. Great choice, as in addition to a great view it came with a plethora of wild blackberries, most of which were delicious.  



(Adam)
Continuing around the ring we veered off on some more single-track and headed to an ancient fort in the hills).  Staigue Fort is great, just dry-stacked stones around 90' in diameter, 12' thick, and 12'-18' tall. A few rooms within the walls, and plenty of stairs up to the top. It would have been a great fort even today, let alone 1600 years ago. Also, as someone who love stacking stones to building anything, it is cheering to see that this was a love shared throughout history.  We took pictures, tried to do pullups with random climbing handholds, and talked to an Australian couple - it was quite humorous to travel hours down empty roads and trails and then Bam. People in the middle of nowhere. Only a handful, so we essentially had the site to ourselves which is always nice.



We returned to the Ring of Kerry and kept taking detours further into nowhere on smaller and smaller roads (Mom was having a coronary about once a minute), and on one of these we saw an old falling-down church on the coast! Awesome! We chose to pull over and check it out. Ballinskellig Priory was an old abbey where the monks moved in the 12th century after giving up on Skellig Michael.  Ethan and I decided to jog a third a mile down the beach to the 16th century tower out on the point of the peninsula which was also great!  After free climbing up to the second floor we found out it had an easily-accessed spiral staircase we could have used.. but this way was more fun and makes up for the staircase I skipped in England and regretted ever since.  A bit more poking around, a few more pictures, and another jog back up the beach.  Finally having expended our day's allotment of wanderlust, we set off over the ridge (great views, very windy) for Portmagee where we are staying for the night.



In Portmagee we finally got in touch our captain for tomorrow - only to learn that the island of Skellig Micheal was closed due to bad weather, and thus our trip was cancelled. :'( .  So we had dinner at a seafood restaurant / pub. After dinner we wandered the seafront (the entire town is only two blocks long) and spoke with a young lad around eight years old, whose father captained for another tour company. He said they didn't know if they were going out yet, but they'd hear tomorrow morning.  He ALSO let us know that our boat was broken so our captain definitely wouldn't be going out.  We're going to yelp him so hard...

We finished off the day playing cards next to the peat fire (and with a visit from the landlady that turned into a 45 minute omnidirectional conversation. We know all about her, her family, her husband's health, their sheep, the town gossip, everything).  We didn't do as much today as yesterday, but we saw so many beautiful roads. Great day, great chats with family, great weather, and soooo pretty.


The nice thing about Adam stealing your shot is later when yours is blurry you can steal his right back...

Monday, October 8, 2018

Ireland D0+1 - Back to my family roots!

My parents wanted to squeeze in one last family trip before the boys start getting married (and just barely made it!) and decided on Ireland! So we got tickets, my mom booked some airBNBs, and here we go!

Day 0:
We raced past the terminator and the dawn raced towards us, so I tried to take a timelapse of our 5pm to 5am flight. It was going to be a metaphor for how short our night felt. But instead I rolled over while trying to sleep, caught the charging cable, and launched my camera into the darkness. This is a better metaphor. 5pm->5am, and no sleep was slept.



Day 1:
We picked up our rental car, got on the wrong side of the road, and drove to Kilkenny! There's a castle! (This is going to be a theme, I fasdfinf love castles.) It's 7am and Nothing is open! We wandered (if we kept moving it was easier to stay awake) down to the canal and found an open confectionery, and our first authentic Irishman. He was drunk, shirtless, wearing a jacket and telling us all about things to do while accidentally swearing constantly. The rest of the family got coffee, and I got a laugh. So far so good.

Adam took this picture better than the rest of us
We continue wandering around the canal, see some dogs, we all take the same picture, and we wander about until the castle grounds open! The grounds are pretty good, and by the time we finish our makeshift tour the bakery is open! Pan au chocolat for the road and a Coca Cola - the nectar of the gods.

On the way to the Priory












After Kilkenny we went to the Priory at Kells! We expected a few random ruins, and at first mistook a random wall and crumbled barn for the Priory. However, when we figured out the map we found (after a hike past photogenic bridges and some mills) extensive and relatively intact ruins! It was huge, several levels tall, and half collapsed. Unfortunately they blocked off all the intact internal passages but it was still awesome to wander around and take photos and etc. I considered going for it, but the last thing you want to do is get arrested for being stuck halfway through some too-small embrasure on the first day of vacation. You have to save that for the end!  It must be amazing to leave nearby, as the locals kept passing through walking their dogs, and someone grazes their sheep there. You know, in a fortress (1193-1540) that was older than our entire country when it was abandoned decades before the Mayflower was even built.

    
Painfully bright sky, preposterously huge buildings. Pretty true to life.
After the Priory, we went to Waterford, where they make $uper fancy cut glass crystal things! We got lunch at a sandwich place (stir fry beef veggie wrap - quite good. And coke. Always good.) Then we got slightly lost (We went to the Waterford Distillery, not Waterford Crystal - ooops) before going to the crystal factory. The tours were all booked, so we toured the large showroom instead, marveling at the prices as much as the workmanship ($70 - $40,000 euros). Holy cow. Between that and the video (Imagine this with an accent) we felt like we'd achieved 90% of the reward and did not need to wait 90 minutes for the next available tour, so we headed onward! No time to wait when waiting means  fallling asleep on your feet....

Next stop was the exciting exotic venue of Tesco. If you are unfamiliar with Tesco... it's like a Walmart, only smaller, European, and not quite as terrible.  Adam needed a SIM for his phone, and while we were there he insisted that we impulse-buy some "Tesco" Lager.

Adam again with a barely better
copy of a photo we all took

Back in the car we really struggled with staying awake between stops and whether we should give up and go to the B&B or whether to go to the tourist-trap that is Blarney castle and kiss the stone. We decided since we were going by it anyways that this was our best shot, so we should go for it!  As someone who has heard "Blarney" used as a euphemism for "Bullshit" their entire life, this was a treat as my mind automatically made the substitution for the first hour.  "The Bullshit Castle tour starts here" - "This way to the Bullshit River" - "Here's the legend of the Bullshit Stone" - "Get your commemorative Bullshit photo!"


It was actually an amazing stop - no Blarney!  Really nice grounds, decent caves, and a great castle! We got in line at the "you are 30 minutes from kissing the Blarney stone" mark and slowly wound our way up to the top of the castle, checking out all the different rooms we passed, sticking our heads out random windows, etc etc. 29 minutes later, we were there! The top of the castle is high enough that  leaning over the railings gave me some vertigo, but there were handholds for the stone itself so there was zero vertigo there-  for me. Apparently, it used to have no handholds, no protective grate, and an actual (though minute) risk of death. The olden days were so cool. We all kissed it, mom freaked only slightly, and we wound back down the castle, checking out more rooms, arrow slots, murder holes, and poop chutes. It was actually really fun. Then we checked out the waterfall (gimmicky), the dungeons (neat, mostly caves, 36 short hunched over steps deep), and headed out. On the way out Dad made a joke about Blarney stones (pointing to the river stones) which reminded me I needed to get an Irish rock for my girlfriend, so I grabbed the perfect Blarney stone from the riverbed. All in all it was a great stop and possibly even worth the $20 ticket price. To be fair, the free priory totally threw off our value scales.

Bullshit Caves!

At this point, the sun was setting and we were crashing off the Adrenalin that had fueled us to this point. We drove to the town our airBNB was in, got take-out pizza at a restaurant, navigated the swarms of cars that were there for some street festival, and finally had dinner back at our air bnb with Tesco Lager. It was, to no surprise, horrible. Pizza was great though. We recapped the day and shared our favorite pictures in an informal "picture of the day" competition.

I'm amazed how much we did today... and all on up-to-two hours of sleep. The roads are narrow and like to surprise you with turns, but not nearly as bad as we'd been lead to believe - our minivan is fine as long as we're careful. And now my Tesco Lager is done, so I am as well. G'night!


Thanks random couple!

Friday, August 25, 2017

Eclipse!

Another two-part adventure! I'm in standard, My father is in italics.
About two weeks before the eclipse, I decided I would go watch the eclipse and see totality.  The closest areas were in South Carolina and Tennessee.  Knowing how busy I-95 can get, and wary of the potential for clouds closer to the ocean, I opted for Tennessee.  The plan had been to kind of get close and then drive into the totality zone between Knoxville and Chattanooga that morning.  I found about 8 Hampton Inns in the Knoxville area that were sold out, but finally found one south of town, across the street from the airport (and actually in the zone of totality) that had a room.
As the first total eclipse of my lifetime (in the US) approached, I was tossing around the idea of taking the trip down. Looking at routes, looking for friends who were going, and a week before the event my dad tells me he has a hotel room in TN! It’s on! Let's do this!

T-24:00
We set out on Sunday afternoon, planning to drive down to our hotel in Alcoa – just outside Knoxville and just inside the totality! It was a long trip, but by trading off every two hours (and not thinking about it) it didn’t feel as oppressive as it might. As we drove we were surrounded by other northerners coming down to see the event. PA, NJ&NY, even Maine, Vermont, and a few Canadian plates.  Weirdly, everyone seemed to be in good spirits. People drove courteously, and had a tendency to slow down miles ahead of any traffic jams, building pockets they could later absorb. I think a sense of camaraderie and universal use of GPS contributed to this. But as the traffic grew, so did our fears for Monday’s traffic – when all the people who trickled to the totality over the past few days would all (attempt to) return home at the same time. 

The highway kept getting busier as Brice took a shift at the wheel, and down in SW Virginia, about 4 or 5 hours into the trip began slowing and stopping.  I was looking at the car GPS, his phone, my phone’s maps and Waze.  We took a couple quick detours on local roads to avoid stopped traffic.
On one of these detours, suggested by our GPS's (Ancient mariner’s proverb: “Never take two chronometers to sea, rather take one or three”) we stopped at Happy Food Mart - a gas station that was doing constant business.  All the pumps were in use, there was a line for the restroom, and the shelves were picked bare – snowpocalypse level “Well, this aisle is empty..."  I found the last bag of Chex mix, Dad picked up an only slightly expired Little Debbie Apple Pie, and we headed back out to the highway.  Which was flowing beautifully! It seems the traffic jam we bypassed was metering out traffic behind us, and we gratefully headed south.
T-14:30
Traffic steadily eased up the rest of the trip, and we arrived at the Hampton Inn Airport in Alcoa Tennessee at midnight, about 9 hours and 450 miles later.  We were safely “inside the zone”!
T-4:30
I went to the smallest hotel workout room I have ever seen, we ate the standard comp breakfast (with all the other eclipse seekers), and hit the road around 9:30 or so.  We had filled up with gas before checking in, and decided that it would be wise to get lunch at the local subway and avoid the rush.  This was a good call!  We then turned to go south on the local 4-lane road, and it was so chock full of traffic it was hard to find a gap to pull out!   Absolutely flooded with cars heading south from Noxville. Just a constant, two-lane stream of traffic, like hurricane evacuation footage. At this point we switched into full crowd-avoidance mode. Armed with our three GPS’s and a map with the totality zone sketched across it, we set off towards the totality on whichever road appeared convenient and empty. We made our way down empty back roads (“Take 6 Mile Road 8 miles to 4 Mile Road”) down to a surprisingly empty Highway 72, one of the main east-west routes within our region of the totality. This would give us the ability to flee small clouds if they popped up to ruin the show.  We took an even smaller backroad and arrived at the Little Tennessee River (which was more of a lake at this point) and scouted out a few spots, all of which had great southern and upward visibility.


T-3.30
But was it the best spot? Since we still had about two hours we went over 5 miles to Venore.  Lots of traffic, people selling parking for $10, police directing traffic, etc.  Tried one state park—closed.  (why have a park if you’re going to close it the most important day of the year?!) Tried another that let us in, but there was a line of traffic waiting for parking. Brice suggested that it might take us an hour to get out of that park, and then another hour to get back across the Venore bridge (described strategically as choke points), so we gave up on that and went back to the side road by the water (old Route 72, on a wide dammed spot on the Little Tennessee River, upstream from Tellico Dam and Venore).


T-2.00
Our secret spot now had people! But only half a dozen cars spread out along the riverfront, so no worries. We parked in the shade, checked the time, and went out to meet our neighbors. One young man had his own machinists shop, and we met an older man who had come ashore from his boat for a run. Most of our neighbors were from “the next county over” and were already swimming in the river (a few of them fully dressed).  It was borderline hot out, so we suited up to join them!  The bottom was muddy, but other than that it was great swimming, complimented by a great jumping rock (about the size of Brice’s sprinter van, rising 6 feet out of the lake).  We spent an hour floating around, chatting, jumping off the rock (It looks much larger when jumping off than it does looking up at it), and trying various climbing routes – bailing into the river when our hands slipped. It was great.   

T-1:00
We decided to eat our lunch before the eclipse hit, so we got out of the river to dry off. I put on my glasses to test them out and was surprised to see a small chunk missing from the sun! It was starting!  We alerted our neighbors, passed out our extra glasses, and had lunch while keeping an eye on it.  I tried to take a few pictures using filters, but none of them turned out. We made pinhole cameras, found leaf-hole cameras, got all our gear in order, and watched the progress of the moon. One of the neighbors projected the image with a magnifying glass and we could see it—though it was so bright you had to use the welder’s helmets they had brought.

T-0:20
We could finally see a difference in the world around us. The sun was 65% occluded (75-80% ((he's probably right...)) ),  and you no longer needed to squint at all when you looked around, your pupils could relax a bit. It was basically like a cloudy day, except there were still clear shadows everywhere. It was also at this point that the bugs started making noise. Our neighbors (at least the younger generation) swam out to the jumping-rock to watch.  The clouds remained low behind us, and we were confident we wouldn’t have to do any last-minute scrambling for open sky.

T-0:10
As it got to 95% it got noticeably quiet, and the temperature cooled down about 10 or 15 degrees.  We checked our gear for a final time, and checked the sky map to verify potential planet locations. We knew Venus would be visible and that there was a chance at Mars, but we also learned that Mercury was up too! We reviewed our during-eclipse plans to make sure we didn’t forget anything.

T-0:02
Much darker. The light was like a huge storm was overhead, only the shadows were still crisp. You definitely got a sense that something was wrong.  We settled in to watch the eclipse and it was no longer small glances but we started starting constantly at the sun. It seemed to take a long time to snuff out the last few percent.  It looked like a very hot orange crescent, getting ever smaller.. No longer growing thinner, now it only appeared like the ends were sucking in at barely-perceptible pace. I made the mistake of glancing at the sun with no glasses, only to be blinded.

T-0:00:30
The world around us (looking under the glasses) was darkening now at a visible pace. I again checked the sun sans-protection, and again blinded myself.  


T-0:00:00

We were laying in the middle of the street staring up when finally, with a twinkle, the sun went dark. I whipped my glasses off, and told my dad to do the same. You see what seems to be a black sun!  The moon is all black, surrounded by the white corona.  Very other-worldly and awe-inspiring. In the blink of the eye someone had removed the sun from the sky and replaced it with a painting from science fiction. A cgi masterpiece, one of those pictures you’d see and say “That could never be real”. The corona was large, much wider than expected! Venus was exceptionally bright, and right next to the sun we could see Mercury! A few stars appeared but Mars was nowhere to be seen.  I snapped off a few pictures on my camera, and dad pulled out the binoculars which gave us an even better view of the corona.  It was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.    We checked out the surroundings, and it did look like the sun had just set over every horizon. It wasn’t as dark as night – you could still see enough to navigate and find things, but it was definitely not day. Probably the equivalent of 30 minutes after sunset, when there is still some light in the sky.   I attempted a selfie with my phone, but it didn’t turn out and I discarded the phone, not wanting to distract from the moment.  Across the river, someone fired a cannon, which didn’t interrupt the bugs chirping their hearts out at all.  As we sun-gazed I considered looking again through the binoculars when the trailing edge of the eclipse began to brighten slightly. After a second, maybe two, there were two brilliant points of light (caused by moon-mountains!) that scaled up in intensity from bright to blinding within milliseconds. 

T+0:02:20
We watched with the eclipse glasses as the crescent came sliding out to the right, and just like that, the eclipse was over.  It felt much quicker than the 2+ minutes it lasted. It was still dark, and we watched the curiously dark shadows as the sun began to reappear.  We recounted what we saw, heard a few more cannon shots, and watched the eclipse-pattern on the hood of our car grow again.


T+0:09 After a few minutes the world appeared as it had before. Almost cloudy, but definitely daytime, and we looked at each other, content with our eclipse experience.   We said goodbye to our neighbors, jumped in the van, and headed back up the backroads, trying to keep ahead of the legion of people we knew were just south of us.  Everything went beautifully for the first half hour, then we hit the first town.  We detoured through neighborhoods, constantly checking the GPSs.  We kept plotting escape routes, only to watch them turn yellow and red before we got to them. Luckily, we made it through the town, out the other side, and traffic calmed down. There was still a lot of it, but it was moving.



T+1:00 Near Kodiak, at the last stoplight before getting up onto the interstate, we caught just the slightest nibble of moon over the sun. We took one last glimpse through the sunroof as the eclipse ended, and the sun returning to its fully spherical shape.  Then we put away our glasses and pulled onto the highway.  Traffic was heavy, but rarely bad. It stopped once or twice, but generally ran at 60-70mph and again there was a sense of camaraderie on the road.

T+5:00 The crossword puzzle wanted one of the letters to be ‘duck’ . Binned. Back to trying to talk through orbital mechanics.

T+9.5 We finally made it home around midnight!   A very long two days and lots of miles, but absolutely worth it!  Never saw it before, may never see it again, and it was really amazingly awesome!   All in all we’d driven 1098 miles in 36 hours for just 2 minutes of astronomical magic – Totally worth it.


Monday, April 17, 2017

PR4D5 - All good things must come to an end.


We woke up late, slowly packing and taking turns in the coffin-sized shower, before walking back to the airport for our Midday flight. This time, we stopped midway for icecream. It was a fantastic idea. A more fantastic idea would have been to rent a golf cart or a jeep so we didn't have to walk everywhere, but live and learn.


We hung around in the breeze and shade outside the airport, waiting for our flight and for a car/scooter to crash while climbing the steep hill opposite. (Un?)fortunately, they all made it.  The flight itself flew over the ferry, the port of Fajardo, and the highway we crossed from San Juan. It was like watching our travel in reverse-fast-forward (Back in the old days, we had these rectangular DVDs called VHS tapes...)

We parked on the Tarmac at San Juan and were escorted in a back door, passing through some of the underbelly of the airport (with luggage conveyors everywhere! I would take this tour).  Then it became the traditional airport pattern of layover-meal-flight, layover-meal-flight.





Truth be told, I have no idea how I held it together today.  I think a lot of it was I knew I'd be with Brice most of the day, so the goodbye's wouldn't come til later.  Plus, taking a puddle-jumper from island-to-island is half the fun of being on an actual island, so since my weight put me in the fortuitous position of window-seat, Brice trusted me with his camera and I relentlessly documented our flight.

As I've said before, Brice is always able to stay calm and carefree during stressful times, which enabled me to enjoy the last moments of Puerto Rico--hearing the last bird songs, watching the last lizards waddle from shade to shade, and taking a last look at the ocean.  Even he was impressed with how well I kept it together.  I didn't cry until we said our goodbyes at the layover, a stranger actually asked if I was okay. I know the sounds of Puerto Rico, particularly the waves (and roosters), will stay with me.




PR4 Day 4 - To Culebra!

We woke early to catch a taxi to the airport. After yesterday's trouble finding a tour I was apprehensive, but this went way better than expected.  We shared the cab with two... Germans? who were only 30 minutes early and very worried they would not make their flight. I don't think they've flown from Vieques before.

We got out of the cab, walked up to our counter, and checked in. They then weighed us and our bags, and we proceeded to the gate.  After a short wait, our plane arrived, and we finally went past security - which was a guard with a key to the tarmac. I love minuscule airports so much.

The flight from Vieques to Culebra is my favorite in the world. It is, in fact, half the reason we went to Culebra.  By merit of having the appropriate bodyweight, Lis got to sit up front with the pilot! I sat behind her for the 6 minute flight, which was practically an aerial tour of the islands. And then for the landing, we had to shoot a gap between two hills, crab sideways, and touch down. Definitely my favorite airport.


We walked into town, grabbed brunch, and set about finding a boat to take us over to Culebrita.
The plan was to find a water taxi and enjoy one of the mini islands with white sand beaches where few people are able to make it.  There's no food or water on the island, so you have to take everything with you for the day.  This IS the kind of beach they put on tourist videos.  However, we vastly misunderstood what a water taxi was by focusing on the "taxi" part... you know, someone who transports people as needed.  There was a time in Puerto Rico's economy where this was the case.  But like the bio bay, this service seems to have become popular enough to be fully booked day-to-day, but not popular enough to have a supply that meets the demand of impromptu customers.  We waited until almost noon to see if someone would come, while I googled every variant of "water taxi Culebrita" and "Culebra to Culebrita" I could think of.  I called about twenty numbers to no avail.  This was another indicator that the economy is evolving while the culture maintains "island pace."

(Lis)
One of Brice's greatest strengths is his ability to peacefully accept unfortunate circumstances beyond his control and look at the bright side.  He talked me out of getting stressed and led the way to our air bnb (a quiet, seaside duplex).  It was hard to figure out which unit it was, as the management had changed and the numbering was inconsistent. (Turns out we were in number starfish, which was the same as number seahorse).  But once we dropped off our bags, we decided to have an island-pace day.  We set up the hammock, and Brice read his sci-fi while I went back and forth between Pedro Paramo and a clever skit that I was writing.  We took frequent breaks to snack and stare at the lizards, birds, hermit crabs, and gently blowing palm trees.

(Lis)
That night, Brice took me to a seaside bar, one that he'd remembered from his last visit.  We each chose different fish, and when we were done, the waiter advised us to throw the carcasses into the bay, as the gigantic cannibal fish loved tearing into them. Feeding the Tarpon was childish fun, like throwing french fries to seagulls, but it was awesome. Those kids have life figured out.
 


After dinner, we walked out onto the dock (which still didn't have any water taxis), to watch the boats bob in the moonlight, and decided it wasn't time to go home yet.  So we went back to the bar and knocked back a few cocktails while retelling our favorite stories/overtly people-watching. I did have one moment of panic when I desperately needed to pee but didn't know if - based on the illustrated door signs - I was an octopus or not. Luckily when I looked around the other option was a mermaid, which made the problem much simpler.

Finally, we walked back to our condo, relax in the night air and eventually heading to bed.

PR4 Day 3 - Vieques

Today's the big day! The day when we do all the things!

There's a prank called a "Duck Bomb"  where you boobytrap a dozen fake chickens to produce a continuous cacophony. In Vieques, our day started at 6:13 am to the biological analogue. In cartoons, the sun rises, the rooster crows, and life moves on.  In practice, the sun comes up, the rooster crows, and then every other rooster on the island spends the next five minutes trying to prove he can be louder.

Two hours later, we woke again and set out to find a bio-luminescent bay tour.  None of the shops had opened, but we found breakfast at a restaurant where we could keep an eye on everything. We were shortly joined by other couples with similar ideas.  Eventually, shops started opening, and we learned that everything truly was booked solid this week. Looking back, I blame spring break - my brother had no problems a few weeks previously. Live and learn.

Instead of renting a kayak, we rented mountain bikes, hoping that we could stealth our way into mosquito bay that evening. In the mean time, we figured we'd hit our other two Vieques goals: the black sand beach and the sugar plantation ruins.

This is about when I learned I was not slightly sick. It's easy to shrug off a  ̶c̶o̶l̶d̶  sinus infection when you're drinking painkillers* at a bar. When you're hustling a mountain bike and a gallon of water up some tropical hills in the midday sun.... then it catches up with you.
 *Equal parts Pineapple juice, Orange juice, and (light/dark) rum. Garnish with nutmeg. Not an oxycodone milkshake.

Only two miles later (it felt like 5), we arrived at the parking lot for the black sand beach. Sucking down air and water, we chained the bikes and set off down an abandoned lot towards the beach!  We of course closed the unlocked gate behind us, frustrating the old white mare eyeballing all the wild grass.

Around a curve in the path we found out this wasn't an abandoned lot after all. A woman very politely yelled at us to turn around, get out of her yard, and to take the path under the rail bridge. Squinting through sweat into the sun, I noted she had a large, blurry, black and brown object resting on her hip, approximately the size and shape of a shotgun. I resisted my urge to dare her to put me out of my misery, and thanked her for her guidance.

My Tree! And Lis in the distance.
We found the bridge (with a guard rail) a stone's-throw from her gate. And it even had signs for "Playa Negra" that we had completely missed in our initial hypoxic approach. After a mile hike down a dry streambed (it felt like 5) we arrived at the black sand beach.  It was beautiful. I sat down under a palm tree to drink some water and wait for death.

For the next half hour all I did was discover that the black sand is magnetic, so I'll let Lis tell this part:
Brice and his tree in the distance. -Lis

Playa Negra gave you the thrill of being marooned.  It felt forgotten, bedraggled, left in peace.  Not a beach they put on tourism commercials.  The ground is not gentle beneath your feet. There are splintered palm leaves in the sand, crabs scuffling in and out of holes in the woods behind you, dried seaweed collecting in unnerving clumps, ants bubbling in and out of the black sand.  It's the perfect place to be left alone.
Leaving Brice under a tree to rest, I wandered ankle-deep in the surf, making sure to watch my step for urchins.  However, with all the seaweed and rocks, it was hard to see where I was stepping.  So I made sure to not wander too far.  Only far enough to reach an interesting porous rock that I would have climbed if I hadn't been so insistent on leaving my shoes behind.


Slightly reinvigorated, we set off back up the streambed and on towards the Sugar Mill, passing the actually abandoned lot a quarter mile past our misadventure. Setting a slower pace this leg and exploring just how low the gear ratio on the bike would go, we set off for the sugar mill ruins. Our choice was two miles off road skirting the Over-The-Horizon Radar base, or 7 miles on road climbing over the island. Two miles later (it felt like five), we arrived!

(Lis)
After locking the bikes we climbed into the woods. Making it to the ruins, I sat down under a tree to die for a bit.  I didn't see much except for the Lizard who jumped on me, so I'll let Lis cover this part.

As soon as we got to the ruins, I felt like a cat discovering a new maze. It appeared at first like just a single large, broken-down room.  "This is your Great Valley?" (Apparently this is a land before time quote?) But as we got deeper into the woods, we also got deeper into the ruins. Once we found a spot where Brice could relax it was time for me to start exploring properly.

The trees have grown so much into the ruins that they look like hair.  It's times like this where I feel how wrong it is to talk about our buildings as if they are a separate entity from "the environment."  Whether it's a bird's nest, a beaver damn, or a city, everything eventually gets abandoned and taken over by the elements.  At the plantation we saw this thought-provoking  process in action.
 
(Lis)
The walls crumbled like egg shells over the last hundred years.  It was unnerving to climb on them or crawl beneath an arch. But of course that didn't stop me. My favorite feature was the colossal gear, six feet across. And yes...I crawled under and above it.  Ill-advised.  Brice might be wondering where I am...  *Checks phone*  Oh, I have no service.  Hm.  I basically remember where he is.

Oh, I forgot I have zero sense of direction.

"MARCO?!"

...

"POLO!"







After Lis finished exploring, we had to reverse our progress with a 4 mile marathon back (which somehow also felt like 5 miles). Trading off the lead, greedily swerving for any shade available, we set off on the slowest bike race of my life, making it back to the house around 2pm.  After drinking some water and doing nothing for a while, we finally ate the lunch we'd packed.  Afterwards, I crashed out for a nap while Lis went down to the beach.

(Lis)
While Brice attempted to sleep off his fever, I cleaned up and decided to head down to the beach, armed with my camera and poetry books.  I told him I'd be back for dinner, and sent him my location in case he felt good enough to join.  This was one of my favorite times in Puerto Rico.  There was barely anyone on the beach, but unlike the dilapidated nature of black sands beach, this beach was as vibrant as you could get without a snorkel.  The water lapped over large rocks covered in shells and seaweed, and urchins quietly looked up with their single red eye...which I have just been informed is a mouth.  I carefully made my way to one of the exposed rocks to listen to the water lightly drag itself back and forth.  I don't know how much research has been conducted about the meditative affects of cyclical water sounds, but... damn.




Then it got even better because Brice joined me! We moved to an area with more shade so we could relax, waiting until the sunset was ideal for pictures.  In the meantime, we talked about whether or not either of us could live on an island long-term.  Brice explained that he could easily live on an island, that the slow pace and the calm, relaxing atmosphere is an ideal habitat. Something about let tomorrow worry about tomorrow, and can anyone by worrying add a single hour to their life?  Some important person said that once.  I wanted to agree, though I prefer to vacation slow and live fast(ish). Deadlines and large populations make me feel important/needed.  Though, I don't know...looking back at these pictures, it's hard to say that again.

After our mandatory existential musings, my inner child was ready to examine rocks and shells, and see if I could skip any. (Well?) (Yes!)

With the beach fully in shadows we went across the street for dinner. It was stunningly peaceful. Having a glass of wine and watching the world darken I finally understood how easy it could be to meet Death with a smile when he eventually comes.

The stillness set into our bones as the cadence of night fluttered around--the tink of plates being washed, murmured conversations rising and falling, the wind brushing through the sea.  Sometimes time disappears and you momentarily step into eternity.

It was a gorgeous night for seeing the bio-bay. Cloudless, no moon, and no light pollution.  ̶U̶n̶ Fortunately, I was too  ̶e̶x̶h̶a̶u̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶  smart to bike into the swamp, but those conditions also made it ideal for skywatching.
 
After dinner we walked across the pitch black beach and out a pier to see if we could spot any dinoflagellates.  We couldn't, but the stars were clear enough that I saw the Milky Way for the first time.  When fishermen (and their flashlights) came to the dock,  we strolled to a quiet spot on the shore and laid down just in time to catch a shooting star.  We discussed star age, constellations, and life for hours.  I didn't want to go back, but we needed our sleep for an early day tomorrow.